I don’t always get a good laugh out of the Business pages of the newspaper but this article brightened my day. I’ll only copy a bit as the whole article is such fun. Enjoy!
I have a dream. I dream of a time when tea drinkers get served before red wine drinkers get top-ups. I dream of a time when cafes charge for the time it takes to prepare hot drinks. And I dream of a time when coffee is prepared without thumping and swooshing. Because if coffee was prepared in silence, as for tea, then coffee would cease to have appeal to those who clearly like to be at the centre of attention.