Having recently celebrated another year on this earthly planet, my accountant sent me this test to assess\u00a0readiness for a nursing home. (It’s good to have friends who care!)<\/p>\n
I will be advising my results via letter one month prior to moving!<\/p>\n
1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?<\/p>\n
2. There is an assistant at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?<\/p>\n
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?<\/p>\n
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?<\/p>\n
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?<\/p>\n
6. Sally was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the winter. How is this possible?<\/p>\n
7. In Canada , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?<\/p>\n
8. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?<\/p>\n
9. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?<\/p>\n
10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?<\/p>\n
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Here are the Answers<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n 1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?<\/p>\n Answer: Johnny of course<\/p>\n 2. There is an assistant at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers.\u00a0 What does he weigh?<\/p>\n Answer: Meat.<\/p>\n 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?<\/p>\n Answer: Mt. Everest ; it just wasn’t discovered yet.<\/p>\n 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?<\/p>\n Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.<\/p>\n 5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?<\/p>\n Answer: Incorrectly<\/p>\n 6. Sally was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the winter. How is this possible?<\/p>\n Answer: Sally lives in the Northern Hemisphere<\/p>\n 7. In Canada , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?<\/p>\n Answer: You can’t take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.<\/p>\n 8. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?<\/p>\n Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.<\/p>\n 9. Which is correct to say, Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow<\/p>\n 10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?<\/p>\n Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Having recently celebrated another year on this earthly planet, my accountant sent me this test to assess\u00a0readiness for a nursing home. (It’s good to have friends who care!) I will be advising my results via letter one month prior to … Continue reading
\n“The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the \u00a0egg is white”?<\/p>\n