{"id":143,"date":"2009-04-29T14:23:32","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T03:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/?p=143"},"modified":"2009-04-29T15:35:39","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T04:35:39","slug":"excuses-you-learn-at-staff-devotions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/2009\/04\/29\/excuses-you-learn-at-staff-devotions\/","title":{"rendered":"Excuses you learn at staff devotions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The original fridge magnet quoted during staff devotions was,<\/p>\n<p>\u2018It&#8217;s not my fault; I never learnt to take responsibility.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The suggested staff (was it the Registrar?) amendment, adopted with acclamation, is,<\/p>\n<p>\u2018It&#8217;s not my fault; I was never taught to take responsibility.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>And so to prayer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The original fridge magnet quoted during staff devotions was, \u2018It&#8217;s not my fault; I never learnt to take responsibility.&#8217; The suggested staff (was it the Registrar?) amendment, adopted with acclamation, is, \u2018It&#8217;s not my fault; I was never taught to &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/2009\/04\/29\/excuses-you-learn-at-staff-devotions\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":146,"href":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions\/146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/imaginarydiocese.org\/bishopjohn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}